Sunday, February 7, 2010

Slow to Post


I'm currently studying for my CSS (Certified Specialist of Spirits). Yes, that means I'll be a professional alcoholic. lol. My exams are in March, and studying will occupy a lot of my free time...

...With that said, I'll be slow to post reviews until that is over.

First Blog Yo

Blogs?...Out
Clogs?...In
Blogs about Clogs?...Super IN

-Scotty Kangaroojoos

Okay, enough of the nonsense. I've created Judge Me to express my unbiased thoughts, interests and reviews on all the happenings in the adult beverage business. That's right bitches, alcohol.

This is what makes my posts and reviews different from others:

  • I have the mindset that everyone has their own personal preference and palette. To each his own, right? If you wanna chug on that bladder of Franzia, be my guest!
  • I dumb it down. Most review websites contain poetry, and don't focus on the true purpose of a review. For example: Subtle hints of spring juniper on a blissful Sunday morning. I'm sorry, WHAT? Did you really get that aroma from the spirit, or are you just full of shit? Hmmmm...the latter.
  • Curious about a certain beverage, but don't want to pulley up the dough to purchase and decide for yourself? Request it!
  • I talk shit...and I'll irrationally justify it. I expect you to do the same. JUDGE ME.